LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN · TICKER $ELOOONG
ELOOONG
The longest neck in the hood. Every green candle adds a vertebra. Go long. Stay long. Become long-term — literally.
TBA
Unofficial meme — not Robinhood. Only trust the CA posted here and on our official X. Admins never DM first.
PROTOCOL v1.0
NECK
EXTENSION
PROTOCOL
› 1x — ordinary neck. ordinary bag.
› 10x — turtlenecks no longer fit.
› 100x — sees the next candle before it prints.
› 1000x — head above the hood. literally.
Bears look down.
He looks up.
Every green candle on Robinhood Chain adds a vertebra. Physiologists are concerned. Holders are not.
Wicks?
Never heard of them.
One chain. One direction. The same way his neck goes — straight through the hood.
Literally
long-term.
Paper hands have short necks. Diamond necks stay long. Chain ID 4663. Gas is ETH. The neck is the thesis.
EXHIBIT A–F
THE HOOD FILES
TERMINAL
LIVE CHART
Open on DexScreenerCHART LOADING AFTER LAUNCH
CA: TBA — the neck is still clearing the hood.
ORDER ENTRY
HOW TO BUY $ELOOONG
- 01
Get a Wallet
Use Robinhood Wallet — it already includes the chain — or MetaMask / Rabby. Add the network: Chain ID 4663, RPC
https://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com, symbol ETH. - 02
Bridge ETH
Gas is ETH. Bridge it from Ethereum with the Uniswap bridge, or the Arbitrum bridge with Robinhood Chain selected.
- 03
Open Uniswap
On Uniswap, set the network to Robinhood Chain and paste the official $ELOOONG CA.
- 04
Swap & Stay Long
Swap ETH for $ELOOONG, confirm in your wallet, and stay long. Neck extension starts the moment the tx lands.
FUNDAMENTALS (LOL)
TOKENOMICS
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